I like having gardening conversations where these kinds of things are said,
"Fennel needs to get a grip." (Referring to the fact that it doesn't like to be planted near most other plants.)
"That guy is a garden hoarder." (Referring to the dude whose garden is a jungle. This is a positive term.)
A couple shots of our sheet mulching project:
The finished bed required several hours of shoveling compost and wood chips in the rain. I liked every minute and I'm not even kidding.